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Wow.. Ok. I'm not even sure what to say about this guy. There's that fine line between disturbing and funny. Come up with your own joke and pretend I said it, k?

And this? Ew. Britney, dear, I'm sure you can afford a pair of flip-flops or something 'cause, damn, walking barefoot in a public restroom is some nastiness, doll. Ew. Just looking at that brings out the germaphobe in me.

Speaking of toilets.. Now everyone's (or everything's) a critic. And, no, that's not creepy at all either. It harkens back to the days when I feared the toilet monster. Oh, shut up! You know you did, too.

And since we're in the same general area.. Vincent Gallo and the most expensive blowjob ever. Do you know how many guys are smacking themselves on the forehead now? Why didn't they think of that sooner? Chloe explains things...sorta. Oooh, so it's evolved and avant-garde-y. Ok. Anything you say, darlin'.